Happy Hunger Games

"And may the odds be ever in your favor!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

livstream+Q&A

livstreaming now come watch and well awser questions

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Job Opportunity!

Who wants to work on this blog? (*Background Chimes* I do! I do!) Well, if you do all you have to do is fill out a form. We will hire 2-5 people, depending on the response. To apply, go to the Apply tab found on the right side of the blog. Once you get there you will just have to fill out the form! I tried to make the questions as simple as possible, so please try to fill all of them out!

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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Special Reward to All Followers!

Okay, so I've been wanting to do this for a while now, but I haven't had a reason. I still don't have a real important reason, but to celebrate this blog having almost 4,000 views I have decided to reveal my real name. Mostly so I can tell you to follow me on twitter to post #JonahHasNoStats. Seriously though, if this becomes viral I will do something extra special, like hurting my hair (YOU NO TOUCH MY HAIR!) special. So, my real name is...... Sara. Okay that's pretty lame, but still. Now you can follow me on twitter. My name is @Read_Write_Luv or you can click the bolded words to go to my page. Remember: #JonahHasNoStats!!!! 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Mockingjay Part One: Scheduled Release Date Countdown!

So, every once-in-a-while I will post how many days are left until the scheduled release date of Mockingjay part 1! So... currently there are 255 days left! The app I am using is called Catching Fire Countdown (I also used it for Catching Fire) and is available on the Kindle Fire app-store. I don't know if it is available for apple though. 

Saturday, March 08, 2014

IT IS HERE

THE DAY HAS COME WHEN JONAH WILL PARTICIPATE IN THE 100 SUBSCRIBER HUNGER GAMES MARATHON CHECK IT  OUT NOW AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN HIS FAVOR.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Monday, December 02, 2013

Thursday, October 03, 2013

Update!

Okay guys,
I am probably going to make this a normal thing, but I am going to again thank you for reading this blog and show you the current stats.

So if you are reading this for the first time WELCOME!

If you are on this blog for the second or more time:

YOU RULE! THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here it is: The Report

Pageviews by Countries

Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers
EntryPageviews
United States
1623 - Yeah! Keep up the good work!
Russia
174 - Good job! But, if you are reading this tell your friends!!!!!
Germany
59 Sweet! Please though, tell your friends.
Canada
57 - Our neighbors to the North! Keep it up!!!!
Australia
46 Good job! Tell your friends!
United Kingdom
28 - Ah. The 1D area. If one of you are one direction PLEASE TELL ME! If  not tell your friends. P>S>  Sorry I'm not obsessed with you.
Malaysia
28 - Ummmm. Yeah just tell you friends, I don't know much about Malaysia.
Romania
22 - Again, I don't know much about this country so, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!
New Zealand
15 Tell your friends!
Brazil
14 Tell  your friends.


If you are still reading this, I will tell you a secret. Well it's not a secret now. The country  with the most viewers each week will become country of the week and your flag  will be on every post. 


BYE!!!!

Dumb Ways to Die: Hunger Games!

Here is my version of Dumb Ways to Die. This is the first time I'm writing it, so this is just the rough draft.

BTW - (words that I type) = my notes. = NOT PART OF THE SONG!

Set fire to yourself.  (Even If you are the girl on fire)
Poke a stick at an angry Cato.
Eat nightlock even though you've trained. (I mean seriously Foxface! You trained in plants!)
Use your ally as Marvel bait

Dumb ways to die ........ (I'm going to skip this part and put a star there instead.)
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Run into the *fun* bloodbath.
Eat careers food as a yummy snack
Jump off of the platform to soon.
Let out a loud sigh with careers under you.

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Invite a career inside
Take Cato's knife. (GO RUE!)
Start a fire on the first day
Use the cornucopia as a hiding place.

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Keep a mutant dog as a pet.
Say you hate the capitol on the internet.
Sit by Effie and be really rude
Seneca better not wander what that red button do.

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Score an eleven during training sessions,
Disturb some tracker jackers for no good reason

Kill Rue with a spear when your right by Katniss
Threaten the capitol that you'll hurt them
Run across the street in a clear view
They may not rhyme but their possibly the:
Dumbest ways to die
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Friday, September 06, 2013

Livestream

Hey Everyone! We are doing a livestream to join click the link in Jonah's post